So this week's been an interesting one so far, particularly for the true colours of big names coming to light!
We've now discovered, courtesy of some sobbing MP's to a helpline, that Gordon Brown is a bully, are we surprised? He's a big burly Scotsman who looks somewhere between manic and depressed most of the time, it figures he's likely to snap. To top it all, the helpline has now been suspended. I'm worried who Mr. Darling will call now to report the latest playground prank.
As if the jokers at Stamford bridge hadn't already shown us that their footballers can't keep it in their pants courtesy of 'JT', Ashley Cole's now rained hell on them too! The world's biggest fool has decided that his wife, who has been nothing short of saintly to him, wasn't enough and decided to text nude pics of himself to various other love interests. As a result, ash is 1-0 down, that goal being conceded as a likely divorce before the summer world cup. Sucker, and one hopes he does not bring it onto the pitch in the summer and foul up like JT has been.
Portsmouth are likely to be saved by the premier league, which I applaud because it would be a sad moment to see a club disappear off the radar. However, at what point did the brains at the club realise they were screwed? There is big money in football and with that should come a good deal of thought and planning, so why the lack of foresight? They aren't even alone, many clubs have been murmuring about money issues, thankfully my trusty gunners have no such issue.
Lastly, there was a story this week about that dodgy cop who tried to frame an Iraqi he arrested, and was subsequently put away himself. He was knocked out in prison by a fellow inmate. That's got to be tough to take but was made worse when the KO was preceded by a bucket of excrement being poured over his head. Tough justice, you gotta feel for the guy!
A funny week so far, nothing too tragic thankfully.
Scotty
